Dovetailing beautifully with the TV industry theme of the week, yet again - deception - Big Brother is tonight promising us a fake eviction, with Nicky or Charley to be voted out, interviewed by Davina - and then thrown back into the house. A bit like some sort of ethical fishing competition. But without the weighing scales.
Anna Pickard will be blogging the whole fake farrago from 8.30pm for an hour, then taking a break and coming back at 10pm for the fake interview. Or will she? Maybe we'll be faking it as well...
Here's what Anna and the live blog gang got up to last Friday.