Football Weekly is Guardian Unlimited's fantastic, free podcast programme on all things football. And, this week, it seems only one thing is on our mind.
So: today's podcast comes live from a motorway service station somewhere on the M4. James Richardson hands out brown paper bags to Barry Glendenning, Sean Ingle, Marcela Mora y Araujo, Rob Smyth and Neil McIntosh in exchange for their highly sought-after comments on Spurs' poor start, the Old Firm derby and all the action from across Europe.
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