Update from Bedlam, sorry, LA. So Lindsay's been released from prison on $24,000 bail. Why, that's just a mere grand short of the pricetag on Britney's 'brella and Explorer! Coincidence? We most roundly say, No!
Perhaps a little more coincidentally , though, is that the very date LiLo is to appear in court on these charges is the same she is scheduled to appear for her little Memorial Day escapades. Los Angeles - what a centre of karmic chaos it is. Wow, maybe Tom Cruise is right about all this stuff after all. Ooh, sorry, my alcohol monitoring anklet must be restricting the blood flow to my brain again.