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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Lifestyle
Hadley Freeman

Lindsay: future UN ambassador, ain't no doubt

For all of you who have been paralysed for the past week wondering just WHAT Lindsay Lohan thought about all the, you know, stuff that's going on in China, wonder no more!

Good old Hollywood TV has gone where other journalists might fear to go and

asked the Hollywood Hoover what she thinks of the matter. Note, with a tear in your eye, at how she not only deals with international events but also finds her car AT THE SAME FRICKING TIME. And the gratitude that seeps out of her at being asked something "worthwhile." And how copus mentis she appears. All in all, a moment that makes you grateful for John Logie Baird and his invention of the television

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