"Please can everyone stop stabbing each other in the UK?" inquires Lily Allen on her MySpace blog. "We need to have a knife amnesty. We should put on a big concert to raise awareness."
Yes, the issue is feeling rather underplayed at the minute. But what's the solution?
"Boris, if you're listening, call me man."
Has Lost in Showbiz the strength to comment? No. No, I rather think it hasn't.
