Richard Laignel gets the ball rolling by comparing the crime-fighting Juventus defender to another tough Italian stallionPhotograph: Photomontage'I would love to see the Leeds fans try and punch this guy,' honks Chris Allen Photograph: Photomontage'Heroes in a half shell, turtle power,' whoops Gareth RobertsPhotograph: Photomontage
'Would you try to steal this man's watch?' asks Daragh McCannPhotograph: PhotomontageDavid Hodges reckons the Juve defender could be a hero for all Photograph: Photomontage
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