Lee Cattermole

'Say what you see ...' Andrew Booth channels his inner Catchphrase Photograph: Photomontage

'With Cattermole's dip in form, Martin thought "Sometimes it's just nacho day",' chortles Sean Brown, torturing some puns to within an inch of their lives. Photograph: Photomontage

'The horror, the horror,' whispers Mat Dumont, menacingly. Photograph: Photomontage

'Er, sorry Chris, Can I phone Nicklas?' sniggers Mark Pickavant. Photograph: Photomontage

James Charlton's caption included a Bad Word, but this is the bit we can print: 'Lee Casserole' Photograph: Photomontage

'Mole hills - yet another method of breaking opposition player's ankles,' reckons Ben Somner, who appears to believe Lee Cattermole is not quite the delicate flower we all thought he was Photograph: Photomontage

'A straight-to-DVD remake of Face/Off,' laughs Mat Dumont, who's really running with his movie poster theme after his earlier effort this week Photograph: Photomontage

'Surprising inability to stay on feet. Tendency to go blindly into tackles. Needs more cat, less mole,' zings Matt Clarke. Photograph: Photomontage

Wise words from Richard Laignel: 'Before one can master the art of tackling, one must first master the highest level of kung fu' Photograph: Photomontage

Dave O'Keefe picks up on a running theme and, er, runs with it. 'Ever since joining Sunderland, Lee makes sure he always digs in,' he sniggers. Photograph: Photomontage

A theme Gareth Johnson bravely decides not to avoid either. 'The work rate of the cat and the vision of the mole, with your powers combined, I am Lee Cattermole,' he declares. Photograph: Photomontage