At Confusability, Chris McEvoy has posted a rival "interview with Obi-Wan Jakobi," Web-design guru:
JS: Having a cup of earl grey and a danish pastry with Jakob Nielsen, the web usability deity from Nielsen Norman Group, I asked him what was holding up progress on his plans for world domination.
JN: Three things, really: I call them lazy, stupid and evil designers. The second of my five year plans was intended to make me the acclaimed ruler of the design world with "Jakob's Little Green Book" being taught to children all over the world in preparation for their role in the 'Blue Link Forward' movement.
And son on....
