Lawrie Sanchez

Ian Arscott writes in from Hazzard County with this one: "It's straight into action for Boss Mo's new Sheriff Sanchez." Photograph: Ian Arscott/Public domain

Here’s John Barry: "With more twists and turns than a spaghetti western, Lawrie Sanchez rides into town hoping to save the Cottagers from relegation, co-starring Chris Coleman and Momo Al Fayed..." Photograph: John Barry/Public domain

"Will Lawrie 'Sally Field' Sanchez stay at Fulham? Not without his Sanchez he won't!" Vina Paddy pays tribute to a 90s classic. Photograph: Vina Paddy /Public domain

Martin Nicholson managed to get a photo of the Gallery’s dream girlfriend, we’re not sure how. Photograph: Martin Nicholson/Public domain

"Lawrie the Lorry was a happy little lorry with no expectations upon him - but one day he got a new driver," snickers Roy Ward. Photograph: Roy Ward/Public domain

“Red Lawrie, Yellow Lawrie,” chants Mark Stacey. “A tongue twister as childish and pointless as letting an excellent young manager who has worked miracles for five years go when you aren't really in any danger of relegation.” Photograph: Mark Stacey/Public domain

Stephen Curley reckons Lawrie Sanchez is a wanted man: "Wanted by Fulham, Wanted by NI, Wanted by Leeds for Healy pilfering." See? Photograph: Stephen Curley/Public domain

"Well, he was a member of the Crazy Gang," giggles Niel Butler. "And of all the jobs he could have taken he goes for Fulham? The man’s mad, I tell you." Photograph: Niel Butler/Public domain