The funniest standup I’ve ever seen...
The first time I saw Zoe Lyons’ bit about her wife buying her a present, I think I actually shrieked a bit because it was so on the money. She describes getting over-excited by the thought of surprises to the point that then whatever it is seems rubbish by comparison to her imagination. And it’s exactly how I behave.
The funniest TV show I’ve ever seen...
You’ve Been Framed. I find slapstick SO funny – that show has me crying every episode. Unless it’s a clip with a bike in. They make me feel icky.
The funniest person I know...
Me? Probably me. Why wouldn’t I say me? Anything less is bad publicity.
The funniest heckle I’ve ever had...
Heckles aren’t funny, heckles are dumb and then I make them funny.
The funniest meal I’ve ever eaten...
My husband, who despises the kitchen, once cooked for me while I was recording a podcast at our house, and I came out of the room to find him sitting on the floor weeping with laughter because it had taken him two hours to make some cold broccoli, greasy potatoes and a pile of accidentally shredded halloumi. We laughed for hours.
The funniest dream I’ve ever had...
The other night I dreamt I was a cloud of bats hiding in a crazy golf course and flicking the balls back out to annoy people.
The funniest thing that shouldn’t be funny...
Farts. They should be too silly to make a professional comedian laugh but I swear EVERY time, I find farts funny.
The funniest number...
12 because it’s a wee and a poo.
The funniest joke I’ve ever heard...
I love Milton Jones’ one-liner: “The other day I saw a dead baby ghost lying on the pavement – on second thoughts, it might have been a handkerchief.”
Laura Lexx was on tour, she’s now in her living room: keep up on Twitter @lauralexx, Instagram @lexxlaura and YouTube /lauralexxcomedy
