Late-night hosts returned to the discussion of Michael Wolff’s White House exposé and its many damning revelations.
On The Late Show, Stephen Colbert spoke about how many of Steve Bannon’s supporters have distanced themselves from him after his input, criticizing both the president and his family. It’s been reported that many members of the far right are also following suit. “It’s true, they are so embarrassed of Steve Bannon that a lot of the alt-right have started covering their faces with hoods,” he joked.
The book also claims that the first couple have separate bedrooms, and most nights Trump is in bed by 6.30pm with a cheeseburger. “I’m gonna hope … eating it?” Colbert said.
At Thursday’s press briefing, Sarah Sanders brought on a “special guest” in the shape of a video screen with words from Trump, despite the fact that he lives and works mere yards away. “The call is coming from inside the house: get outta there!” he said.
He continued: “I’m dizzy from the stupid … Isn’t it bad enough that we have to watch him on TV? Now we have to watch him on TVs on TV!”
On The Daily Show, Trevor Noah also spoke about Wolff’s book Fire and Fury. “It sounds like the Real Housewives of Pennsylvania Avenue,” he said.
Noah then aired a montage of the many people within the president’s administration that have criticized his intelligence. “Trump’s own people think that he’s dumb as a watermelon,” he said. “I guess the country isn’t as divided as it seems.”
He also returned to the fact about the president being in bed early with food. “He’s in bed by 6.30?” he asked. “I mean, it makes sense in a way. You need to get your 11 hours in before your 5am rage tweets – but still.”
Wolff has also claimed that Melania Trump cried after her husband won. “It’s so crazy to think that both campaigns were crying on election night,” he said.
The official response from the White House is that the book is all lurid fabrication. “Someone who tweeted ‘check out sex tape’ can’t complain about tabloid gossip,” he said. “The truth is, Mr President, you made your bed. Now eat your cheeseburger in it.”
Jimmy Kimmel also spoke about the book. “It’s bringing back some of the ghosts of Trumpstmas past,” he said.
He then listed all of the many reasons that Trump’s lawyers are using to claim that publishing the book is problematic – AKA “legal terms for ‘Wah wah wah, stop writing mean things about me’”.
Kimmel also spoke about the strange assertion that Trump uses secret recordings to try to have sex with the wives of his friends. “Like Fifty Shades of Orange or something,” he said. “No wonder his only friends are Fox & Friends.”
But the host was most surprised by Wolff’s section about how he got all of this information: by gaining official access. “Why did these idiots let him into the White House in the first place? That alone indicated poor decision-making.”
Kimmel also believes that the legal attempts by Trump to block the book have had an adverse effect. “I wasn’t going to buy the book,” he said. “I was just going to read the excerpts in magazines and move on but now that Trump’s lawyers are going all-out to try and stop it from being published, I’m buying 20 copies.”
