Labour party conference fashion

A blue dickie bow? This gentleman must be using his PDA to look up directions to the Tory party conference Photograph: Christopher Thomond/Guardian

That's better. Resplendent in rouge and carrying an 'M for Miliband' bag Photograph: Martin Argles/Guardian

Could this be Tessa Jowell disguised as a giraffe? Photograph: Martin Argles/Guardian

Woah! Don't shoot me Mr Capone Photograph: Martin Argles/Guardian

Labour are keen to show off their green credentials with this pixie-like number Photograph: Martin Argles/Guardian

This elegant delegate looks like she's about to get a painful kick from the Pointiest Shoe In The World Photograph: Martin Argles/Guardian

A police officer steps in to help these City gents recover their bowler hats Photograph: Martin Argles/Guardian

Look at the woman asleep at the back! And is that old man wearing black trainers? Photograph: Martin Argles/Guardian

Old-fashioned petticoat coupled with trendy leather jacket - how very New Labour Photograph: Martin Argles/Guardian

Is Labour's bubble about to burst? Photograph: Martin Argles/Guardian

Alastair Campbell practices his scowl before he unleashes it on Gordon Brown Photograph: Martin Argles/Guardian

Hazel Blears manages to sport a jacket that makes her hair look even redder than usual Photograph: Martin Argles/Guardian

The chancellor, Alistair Darling, makes 'casual dad' style look easy Photograph: Martin Argles/Guardian

Don't expect to see Kate Moss carrying these bags around anytime soon, even if they are made of sustainable, organic, ethically sourced hemp Photograph: Martin Argles/Guardian

White Crocs! You couldn't wear them off-road Photograph: Christopher Thomond/Guardian