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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
National
Dave Hill

Kit Malthouse dogfight: Corporal Jones comparison and an internal organ slur

From the Draconian Dangerous Dogs Act blog:

Mr Malthouse has been running around like that chap from Dad's Army. You know the one that scream's "don't panic" over and over, only he's been screaming "ban the bullbreeds!". People have been expressing their disgust at the crazed idea but it wont be until Mr Malthouse has to stop for a quick glass of champers that he notices he's the only one screaming it.

Look, he's only trying help. Yet later he's compared to an appendix. Now read on.

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