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Kim Woodburn wants to invent sex computer for wives because 'husbands can't be bothered'

Telly personality and cleaning guru Kim Woodburn wants to open up a new tech frontier.

Kim, who starred in Celebrity Big Brother and I'm A Celebrity as well as co-hosting How Clean Is Your House until 2009, said women "neglected" by their husbands need a sex computer to "give them a jolly good time in the bedroom".

The 77-year-old tied the knot with husband Peter back in the seventies, but claimed he's lost most of his mojo these days.

Kim laughed: "I love my husband with a passion but he'd rather have a sandwich and a cup of tea.

Kim wants a sex computer for 'neglected' wives (Channel 4)

"If you're going to invent anything, make something that can give a woman a jolly good time in the bedroom."

She added: "We need a computer that can make love to the wife. Invent a computer that can make love to a woman. Give her a really good time, a good seeing to, because these husbands are very neglectful.

"We need something where you press a button and you're in heaven!"

Kim and Peter tied the knot in 1979 (Rex)

Kim continued: "We poor women are suffering. We have to sit there, salivating over these handsome young men on the telly, while your husband sits beside you scratching his backside and god knows what he's not doing.

"And you think, 'There's no hope!' But if you switch a machine on and ohhh!"

It's not the first time she's opened up about her sex life, having bragged to the Loose Women panel about her and Peter's "very active" bedroom antics.

They had a blazing row (ITV)

"I look at Peter and I think, 'Cor, you're lovely!'" she said, "When you first meet, it's sex. It's lust.

"Lust will not last, the novelty runs off, but when there's love left, it'll last forever."

She's also told The Daily Star: "I get it three nights a week.

"My husband is a very active man. He's a beast. A beast."

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