Kieran Richardson

Phil Burns reckons there's a confrontation coming down Sunderland way. Photograph: Public domain

"Flash wasn't the word," deadpans Morgan Roberts. "It was twat." Photograph: Public domain

"Sir Alex wielded his famous axe, and yet another mediocre superstar was on his way out of Old Trafford," giggles Morgan Roberts. Hey! Doesn't Kieran have some kind of cousin on a top reality show? No sign of her yet. Photograph: Public domain

Oh. Well, The Gallery is sure Lee Atkinson's effort will be the last. Photograph: Public domain

Still, two isn't so bad, John Leonard's is sure to be the end of the whole grubby matter. Photograph: Public domain

Roy Ward chips in with his usual piece of Photoshopping genius. Ha! Looks like we've finally escaped the Big Brother house. Photograph: Public domain

Ah. "Charley's lessons finally paid off and Roy liked what he saw," guffaws Chris Aldridge. Photograph: Public domain

Gah! "You know you're in trouble when your name-dropping cousin gets more column inches than you," sighs John Barry. Photograph: Public domain

Right, The Gallery is doing one, and it's all Callum Woods's fault. Photograph: Public domain