T-shirt, £95
From dandgstore.com
Chinos, £35
From topman.com
Sandals, £39.99
By Poste from office.co.uk
Photographer: Patrick Small
Fashion editors: Jo Jones and Helen Seamons
Hair and makeup: Juliana Sergot
Fashion assistant: Melanie Wilkinson
Model: James Sorrentino at M&P models
Photograph: Patrick Small
Modern and retro all rolled into one: a traditional Fair Isle design in digital pixels. It fits nicely into the A/W trend we are calling 'heritage' - more on that in future weeks ...
By Adidas from endclothing.co.uk
Photograph: PR
Now we know we shouldn't like this, and we don't condone knock-offs or fakes, but this T-shirt is a witty take on all things designer. We like it a lot, so sue us. Erm, actually Mr Lagerfeld, please don't!
By Better off dead from endclothing.co.uk
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Hot off the press, this Marc Jacobs collaborative T-shirt with graphic artist duo M/M Paris is inspired by the American flag paintings of Jasper Johns. The micro collection is aptly titled 'I am a star', and includes a shirt, scarf and a cashmere version of this T-shirt in grey
By Marc Jacobs; email: sales@staffinternational.com
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As we have already mentioned, keep the jokes on clothing to a minimum, unless you actually want your date to stand you up. This is about as far as you can push it, and only because this is Marc by Marc. Yes, we are label snobs and proud of it
Marc by Marc from liberty.co.uk
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The skull print is the granddaddy of T-shirt prints. We like this one because it doesn't try too hard. Comme des Garcons has just shown a collection full of skulls for S/S11, so this puts you ahead of the game
By John Varvatos Star USA from matchesfashion.com
Photograph: PR
OK, we know, we are breaking our own 'no slogans' rule, BUT we had forgotten about the genius that is Roy from The IT Crowd and his penchant for slogan T-shirts. Roy would love this and that is enough for us - well that and perhaps being trapped in the basement with Roy and Moss
By 2K from harveynichols.com
Photograph: PR
We like the potato print feel to this polkadot print, and even better it's on sale. Hurry while stocks last
From frenchconnection.co.uk
Photograph: PR
A graduate of the London College of Fashion, illustrator Beatrice Boyle has created a capsule T-shirt collection of graphic prints for Browns Focus. Her prints are inspired by post-party girls with ruined makeup. Not only are they super-cool, she has her own celebrity following too
By Beatrice Boyle from brownsfashion.com
Photograph: PR
From apc.fr
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There's a poetic beauty to this wild west T-shirt - if you overlook the dead deer
From allsaints.com
Photograph: PR