Kevin-Prince Boateng

'Kevin Prince-Boateng's injury problems began when he couldn't leave his work at the office,' fnaars Greg Hammond Photograph: Photomontage

'This could be a solution for Boateng to solve his continuous injury problems,' reckons Koichiro Yamamura, continuing on the same theme Photograph: Photomontage

'German national team supporter Richard Dreyfuss still rues the tackle that kept Ballack out of the 2010 World Cup,' giggles Mat Dumont Photograph: Photomontage

''He robbed the first goal and the Gunners gave them four,' reckons Richard Laignel, who sends Arsène Wenger up as a mean Alan Rickman in this fine effort Photograph: Photomontage

'After doing a little digging into his German heritage, Kevin uncovered something very interesting, indeed,' reckons Shane Langan Photograph: Photomontage

'He's just a sweet little boy, really,' coos Jordan Stokes Photograph: Photomontage

'The Prince finally finds someone who believes in him,' sobs Will Buckland Photograph: Photomontage

Kyle Santon's entry seems to suggest there may be a whiff of narcissism about famous people called Prince Photograph: Photomontage

While John O'Donnell reckons the Boateng brothers remind him of a couple of Harry Enfield characters Photograph: Photomontage

'The film that shocked the masses at Cannes 2011 has a deja vu moment in Milan in 2012. The irony in the title 'We Need to Talk About Kevin', is that no one ever does,' chuckles Mark Pickavant Photograph: Photomontage

'There are many ways to have a good time,' offers Dave Doran, for whom carrying a mallet and wearing a white vest is among them Photograph: Photomontage

'Kevin-Prince Boateng believes Milan have already booked their place in the Champions League quarter-vinyls,' puns Ryan Spence Photograph: Photomontage

Sean Lightheart reckons Kevin is still smarting at being overlooked for Will Smith in the Fresh Prince Photograph: Photomontage

'Kevin, Prince, Boat'ng,' deadpans Vasilis Tsompanidis Photograph: Photomontage

'I used to be a footballer like you, then I had sex with my girlfriend,' roars Gareth Johnson Photograph: Photomontage

'I don't know who I imagine would be more disappointed - Satta or Berlusconi,' ponders Douglas French Photograph: Photomontage

And finally, Mat Dumont rounds things off with this: 'Kevin Prince-Boateng and Avram Grant have helped to create a wonderful legacy at Pompey' Photograph: Photomontage