Kevin Keegan

"Kevin Keegan will rise again. And again. And again," titters Holly Cruise. "Someone had better find poor Alan a cricket bat and a shotgun." Photograph: /x

John Mosedale was by no means the only one of you to riff on the messianical element of Keegan's return, but he probably did it with the most style. Photograph: /x

As a player he was nicknamed Mighty Mouse, alas as a manager he was more like Mickey Mouse," chuckles John Barry. Photograph: /x

"At first nobody took me seriously," writes Simon Coker. "Now with my wizened Yoda-like features they all believe I can perform miracles." That one on the left is scary. Photograph: /x

Neil Pollock's effort has more text than we'd usually approve of in the Gallery. But dig out a magnifying glass and have a giggle anyway. Photograph: /x

"As it is said in the Book of Ezekiel VII,9: '...and the Messiah will descend upon the Geordietes, and it will be a game of two halves.'" Juergen Quick gets all monotone and moody. Photograph: /x

Chris Mort: But you said you thought Keegan was too needy and tactically naive to ever succeed at management
Mike Ashley: Yeah I know
All very well, Mark Siddall, but why is Keegan an ewok? And for that matter why is Mark Hughes He-Man? And why, WHY, is David Moyes ET? Oh. Photograph: /x

"In a terrifying sequel, Special K returns to his 'home' town to try and expel the sinister forces that have plagued the locals for the past 40 years..." Owen Taylor riffs on a mid-90s horror that, if you're interested, starred a young Hilary Swank. Photograph: /x

Howard Jones' image of Shearer as a clown is going to give us nightmares. Actually this whole picture is a bit too creepy. Photograph: /x

"The look on Michael Owen's face says it all as Mike Ashley unveils his latest managerial blunder." The ever-reliable Martin Nicholson feels his effort this week is "a simple entry from a simple mind". Don't do yourself down, Martin. Photograph: /x

"Another hyped-up remake allowing a washed-up star to make millions," offers Will Taylor, who sent in a Robbie Savage effort last week that didn't make the final cut. "Was it because it wasn't good enough?" he asks. Yes, Will, yes it was. Photograph: /x