Kerry Katona on the sea - and whether to wee in it
(Picture: ITV)Good Morning Britain chaired a debated about the morality of urinating in the sea and everyone was completely baffled.
Former Atomic Kitten star Kerry Katona took on television presenter Nick Ede to set the world to rights on this burning debate that precisely no-one thought they should have.
Ede’s stance was to allow a nation of urinators to go forth and wee in the sea. He said it was “harmless”, though clarified: “I would never go and pee near children”. Thanks, Nick.
We’ve all been there - you’ve just found your spot on the beach only to realise that you need a wee. So is it okay to jump in the water full of swimmers to go for a wee?@nickede says 'it's harmless and everybody does it'! pic.twitter.com/17vpkaq3DP
— Good Morning Britain (@GMB) August 12, 2021
Katona, on the other hand, was horrified by the prospect:
'I think that it's really dirty and disgusting!'@KerryKatona7 feels very strongly that adults should NOT be weeing in the sea! She says it's 'disgusting' especially for the other people around you. pic.twitter.com/cLXUbwwuZ4
— Good Morning Britain (@GMB) August 12, 2021
“You might as well go and have a big dump in there then!” she exclaimed.
She added: “Say my little girl is in the sea, swimming, and then someone’s stood next to her and starts peeing. I think that is really, really dirty and disgusting.
“We’re polluting the world as it is, we’re polluting our oceans as it is.
“Going in the sea to have a pee when it takes two minutes to go over and have a wee in a toilet... as an adult it is something I really frown upon.”
Reacting to the fiery debate, people were confused as to why this was decided on as a topic of discussion given all the other issues occurring in the world like climate change.
I’ve woken up to Kerry Katona getting irate about weeing in the sea. And it’s not a dream apparently. pic.twitter.com/mvnMQqYBzh
— Ashley Spiers (@MisterAsh) August 12, 2021
Next up, we ask Kerry Katona 'Is it wrong to piss in the sea?' pic.twitter.com/dPlKgz9ack
— John Fidler (@johnfidler) August 12, 2021
The planet is on fire but yeah, let's talk to Kerry Katona about pissing in the sea 🙃🙃🙃 https://t.co/HPaWtBZtkX
— Stephen (@StephenJames15) August 12, 2021
Apparently on GMB they’re interviewing Kerry Katona about the the morality of individuals ‘weeing in the sea’.
— Snow (@Lookinupatstars) August 12, 2021
Meanwhile, back in the real world… https://t.co/BbpNCWPtGk
What the fuck is going on https://t.co/3mOFv29Pb5
— Joe 🍭 (@JizzyJoe_) August 12, 2021
Oh dear god, has it really come to this?
— Nick H. 🇬🇧💘🇪🇺 #FBPE #FBPPR (@RoboScorpion) August 12, 2021
The planet is on fire, there's a pandemic still very much going on, Britain's supermarkets are half-empty, and yet this is what we get for "news".
BEYOND PATHETIC!
Recall parliament. Silly season has officially gone too far.
