Kerry Katona said she left her toyboy lover in charge of her kids during the week and they have already run riot.
The star revealed she is staying in a hotel while she appears in a pantomine, and her boyfriend has been left alone with the kids.
Her personal trainer boyfriend Ryan, 30, has been taking care of the children, which include Molly, 18, who does not live at home, and Lilly-Sue, 16, from her relationship with her first husband Brian McFadden, Heidi, 12, and Marx, 11, with her second spouse Mark Croft and Dylan-Jorge, five, with her third husband George Kay, who died earlier this year.
Kerry said Ryan announced to her Heidi had cut Dylan-Jorge, known as DJ's fringe.
Speaking in her New! column, the former Atomic Kitten star said it had been a a "manic couple of week" but she was now settled in her hotel.
She explained that Ryan would drive the children the two-hour journey to her, and that she was already "nervous to leave them all".
She continued: "Barely three hours after I left the house this week, I got a call from Ryan saying that Heidi had cut DJ's fringe.
"Erm, DJ doesn't have a fringe!", she wrote alongside the photo of DJ, who now has an odd but adorable hairdo.
"So now she looks like a Victorian urchin!"
Kerry also swiped at her former Atomic Kitten bandmates Natasha Hamilton and Liz McClarnon after she gushed about being the most popular band member.
The former Atomic Kitten singer, 39, slammed her ex-band members and hinted that they were the boring ones of the group by suggesting she was the one who "made" the band.
She made the dig towards Tash and Liz in her New! column this week as she attempted to symphasise with former One Direction star Liam Payne .
