On the one hand Lost in Showbiz is pleased to receive a legal advisory warning it that OK! owns the rights to all pictures of Kerry Katona and Mark Croft's wedding, and that any attempt to infringe this will result in our having to read the magazine in hell for all eternity or whatever.
On the other... WEDDING? What bleeding wedding? They're already married.
But no. It turns out that Kerry and her polygraph-refusing other quarter Mark Croft have renewed their vows, and the documentation of this Marbella ceremony will form if not the backbone, then certainly the funny bone, of the mag's next issue.
Yet the point is: I dare you to guess when they were first married. Go on. No? OK, it was February 7th. THIS YEAR.
Is this the shortest recourse to the old "clean slate" option in entertainment history? Enquiring minds want to know.
