
Kermit the Frog has a new girlfriend, Denise an ABC marketing executive.
The shakeup will make things awkward when “The Muppets” makes its debut on ABC on 22 September. The new series showcases Miss Piggy's new gig as late-night talk show, the New York Daily News reports.
News of the breakup between Kermit and his 30-year relationship with Ms Piggy swept online last month. The former item released a joint statement announcing their separation: "After careful thought, thoughtful consideration and considerable squabbling, we have made the difficult decision to terminate our romantic relationship."
However, people are saying that he only ditched Ms Piggy because of his new found fame from those sipping tea memes. (He can thank Black Twitter, really.)
#ButThatsNoneOfMyBusinesspic.twitter.com/JCnlOu0E70
— Roglo TheDoll.... (@glogirl_rooski) June 20, 2014
People are also suggesting that Kermit the Frog is what they call a "straight savage."
same dress....Kermit was creeping with her THAT night. pic.twitter.com/lLrOLY8Xle
— P-Munk All-Stars (@Felonious_munk) September 1, 2015
Close Friends chime in on the Kermit/Piggy scandal. pic.twitter.com/i0m0T4RKja
— CasanoVa Brown (@YahWeh_Tweets) September 1, 2015
kermit's new girlfriend looks like she got a snapchat full of lip-syncing videos pic.twitter.com/nnhap0pAJS
— Desus Nice (@desusnice) September 1, 2015
"I just find it funny that you still follow her" pic.twitter.com/kNkwiKmN7c
— ANW Blaction Bronson (@COol_1ne) September 1, 2015
Some even questioned his frog-hood.
How come Kermit only dates pigs tho? Is Kermit a self hatin frog??? Think piece comin soon. pic.twitter.com/36W3KIAf41
— Piyusha T (@Natural_OneDurr) September 1, 2015
Kermit doesn't know any beautiful female frogs? His mama's a frog. His sister is a frog. Who taught Kermit to hate himself?
— Rae (@raesanni) September 1, 2015
And did not approve at all.
Kermit left his ride or die for an IG model. These dudes are not loyal. Smfh pic.twitter.com/2KvkZOgHU2
— Mrs.Gary Oak (@DarthVenn) September 1, 2015