Kenny Dalglish

Jason Froggett shakes his head and gives us this nugget: 'Some sequels just shouldn't happen' Photograph: Photomontage

Tim Daly is obviously a South Park fan. 'Liverpool's senior players are all looking pretty guilty, especially Stevie G who's been staying up late and listening to Phil Collins now he's got a couple of weeks off' Photograph: Photomontage

'King Kenny takes Roy out of the frying pan and into the flame-grilled whopper,' sizzles Kazimierz Kapusniak Photograph: Photomontage

Jack Hughes has spliced the Kennys Dalglish and Powers to give us this terrifying spectacle Photograph: Photomontage

'You know the song: I can be your hero, baby / I can kiss away the pain / I will stand by you forever / You can take my breath away.' Douglas Fenech's splendid effort makes us rather emotional Photograph: Photomontage

'Kenny was amazed by the speed with which his cruise company was able to deliver him to his new job,' says Joe Reed Photograph: Photomontage

'Kenny isn't the first King to have a dream,' ponders Peter Briers Photograph: Photomontage

'The Liverpool family experience the ecstasy of the Second Coming,' trumpets Pascal Hervey from on high Photograph: Photomontage

We particularly like Roy Hodgson's Gollum in Sam Bellman's Return of the King (Kenny) Photograph: Photomontage

Josh Scullion reckons Kenny has finally found a team he has complete faith in Photograph: Photomontage

'With the fans clinging on to past successes and the owners making the desperate appointment of an out-of-touch hero, are Liverpool now the new Newcastle?' wonders David Rees Photograph: Photomontage

Here's Liam Sinnott: 'Kenny denies he's out of touch with the modern game as he unveils new signings Ian St John and Tommy Smith' Photograph: Photomontage

Kenny Dog-Leash assures senior players he can handle Luis Suárez should he sign for Liverpool Photograph: Photomontage

'With Kenny's saxophone prowess and Ryan B on backing vocals, Liverpool would have all the transfer funds they needed soon enough,' giggles Jake Marsh Photograph: Photomontage

'Liverpool FC's reputation was found brutally murdered behind the potting sheds, begins Cole. 'Only one man can solve the crime ... DCI Dalglish' Photograph: Photomontage

'The 80s were a glorious era for Liverpool. Perhaps time travel is the latest plan to resurrect those golden days,' sniggers Benji Inwood Photograph: Photomontage

'Is there a Spanish word for schadenfreude?' Bert Ayers raises a smile again Photograph: Photomontage

'Recent match photos reveal a conspiracy against King Kenny' – This entry was submitted anonymously ... (by a Mr R Babel?) Photograph: Photomontage

'Nothing will come of nothing' – Brendan Ashbrook's entry brings a tear to the eye Photograph: Photomontage

'Kenny studied hard to get his tactics right but were they out of date?' asks Brian Corcoran Photograph: Photomontage

'Oh no, they killed Kenny!' – Al Balmer blames it on Blackpool Photograph: Photomontage

'King Kenny is not too impressed with the citizens of never-never-walk-alone land,' chuckles Lorcan Fox Photograph: Photomontage

'The Lord said “Come forth ... “Fourth?” said Kenny, “I settle for avoiding relegation!” John Barry has us chortling Photograph: Photomontage

'KENNY is living proof that in sewage, like life, the best will always rise to the top,' titters John Barry Photograph: Photomontage

'The golden era was down to two things alone – taches and fros. Kenny resorts to drastic measures to return the reds to their former glories' Jason Froggett dreams of a team of large hair Photograph: Photomontage

'I'm king of a sinking ship' – Paul Berry can see disaster looming Photograph: Photomontage