Kenneth Tynan is my homeboy

Sean Combs, who may or may not have love for Harold Pinter. Photograph: Don Emmert/AFP/Getty
This will have me smiling for the rest of the day. Alexis Petridis imagines what will happen if Sean Combs (aka Puff Daddy aka P Diddy etc) goes through with his plan to buy four West End theatres. I would have been content with the single idea 'Tis Pity She's a Ho. But by the time I got to the speculation about whether Verfremdungseffekt is best "served up by a honey with a phat-ass donk", I was on the phone to the honours committee. This has to be worth an MBE.