This government, if you can call it that, is all getting a bit, well, Jeremy Kyle.
Take this week’s episode: “I caught my defence secretary cheating on me so I kicked him out.”
Once a very close couple, Theresa caught Gavin red-handed talking behind her back, so she booted Gavin out.
But Gavin swears “on my kids’ lives” he never did nothing like that ever.
But then nosy neighbour Tom Watson said Theresa should get the police on Gavin but she said there was no need for the cops but Gavin said bring the cops because all they’ll do is back me up.
Gavin Williamson calls probe into security council leak a 'shabby witch hunt'
What next for Gavin and Theresa? Will the police wade in? Is he telling the truth?
If he’s guilty he stays gone. If not, she’s gone.
The stakes, ladies and gentlemen, couldn’t be higher.
Stay tuned as after the break we open the golden envelope and reveal the results of the lie detector...
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