Keep 'em peeled ...

Shaw Taylor here, and today's case involves the mysterious disappearance of a couple of vests. Not any old undergarments, mind, but a couple of Superstars vests put on display in central London to advertise the return of the celebrity sports show on Channel Five. Sure, displaying them in glass cases in a couple of bus shelters on Oxford Street might have been asking for trouble. But frankly I'd have thought they would have lasted longer than they did. What is the world coming to, eh? This would never have happened when Brian Jacks won. Well, anyway, here are the before and after pictures of this appalling crime scene. If you spot someone in a Superstars vest and he doesn't look like Sir Steve Redgrave, apprehend the bounder immediately. You may be in line for a Monkey Community Action Trust Reward. But I very much doubt it.