So it's true what they say: there ain't no moralist like a former hedonist. Hot on the exciting heels of Kate Moss chucking out that hunky piece of mankind, Pete Doherty, after he allegedly snogged some other lucky, lucky lady comes the news that Moss has jacked in her job of making strip tease movies for Agent Provocateur because she's outraged - outraged, I say! - that the lingerie company's co-owner, Serena Rees, has been having it off with Mossy's friend's husband, Paul Simonon, as was of The Clash.
Pulling someone else's husband may well be bad form but it seems a bit rich for la Moss to get all high and mighty about this seeing as she did something not entirely dissimilar to her former best mate, Jade Jagger, when she nicked Jagger's boyfriend, boggle eyed aristo Dan Macmillan, way back in the day. Strangely, Jade did not see this for being the charitable act that it clearly was and sent her a necklace with "Slag" written in gold across the front.
And now here we are, a decade later, and instead of her friends' boyfriends, Moss is humping away on the high horse. Give it up, Kate! Just because you've been willingly shacked up with an inert smack head for the past two years doesn't mean the rest of the world isn't allowed to have sex, you know
