Wars are happening, Penelope Cruz is proven to be a big fat liar but even amidst all of this earth shattering news one issue has really been bugging me and Marina: what's Kate Moss up to these days?
We've been worrying about our Kate ever since the 'papers' reported she had to "flee" her home because she was being "harassed" by Pete's friends, possibly because the ol' smackhead's mates are so caring and romantic they were trying to get this modern day Romeo and Juliet back together, possibly because they were looking for something in particular they could always get hold of chez Moss. Who knows?
Anyway, it turns out that she has been staying - no, not that usual rest home of celebrities, the Priory. Not even Promises (a bit passé now, we're thinking.) Instead, she has been taking up residence with... Ronnie Wood.
You gotta give the lady credit - there is a distinct consistency to her taste in men. Swap one young junkie for an old 'alcoholic' who once had to have his septum rebuilt.
Apparently, Ronnie and his wife Jo are "great for Kate." Whether Kate is so great for Ronnie, who had to check himself back into the Priory in 2004 after a night out with la Moss, remains to be seen.
But does anyone else find it just a wee bit tragic, this determination of Moss' with being the modern day Marianne Faithfull? There was the trench coat outfit worn to the police station, the leopard print jackets, the junkie musician obsession and now literally moving in with a Rolling Stone. Jo, if you spot any Mars bar wrappers around, waggle that pre-nup. Waggle it hard
