Kasper Schmeichel

John Barry gives us Kasper... the Friendly Ghoulkeeper! Ah, you didn't see that one coming did you? Photograph: Public domain

"It seems Steve McClaren's attempts to persuade the 'Ghoulkeeper' to join England have reached a 'dead' end," honks Craig Gardiner. Photograph: Public domain

Ryan Coutant found Kasper having a little tantrum after he discovered he wouldn't be No1. Photograph: Public domain

Daniel Norton unveils Manchester City's cunning new plan to distract the fans from their owner's dealings. Photograph: Public domain

Roy Ward found Steve McClaren and Brian Barwick sizing up Kasper for England duty. "I don't care what other people say, Brian - it's definitely a bulldog." Photograph: Public domain

Howard Jones reckons Kes-per's formative years in goal during Brian Glover's PE lessons have stood him in good stead. Photograph: Public domain

"Manchester City turn to the second most famous Schmeichel, (also known for his flailing limbs) to steer clear of the relegation dogfight," chortles Dave Ellis, as the staff of the Manchester Guardian look to the desk's only Coronation Street fan for an explanation. Photograph: Public domain

Dinesh Vijayan has Sven-Goran Eriksson rocking the Caspah. Photograph: Public domain

We're too terrified by Jethro Johnson's effort to riff on the awful film that inspired it. Photograph: Public domain

"In this remake of a 1987 Dudley Moore film, a mysterious potion switches the personalities of a retired goalkeeper and his son," explains Joris Janssens, failing to explain why Kasper appears to have morphed into Mick McCarthy. Photograph: Public domain

Lightsabers to the ready - Bjorn Arntsen reckons the Force is strong with this one. Photograph: Public domain

And there's just time for one last friendly ghost riff from Andrew Webster. "Casper the Friendly Ghost was, if memory serves, the black sheep of the family in that he was calm, polite and well-spoken," muses Andrew. "Whereas Kasper Schmeichel's family of course, has no history of anger, profanity or... eh? Oh." Photograph: Public domain