Kaka

Mr Miyagi takes on a new apprentice in Ciaran Neeson's effort. Photograph: Ciaran Neeson/Public domain

"Lost: floppy-haired Brazilian," chuckles Andrew Siddall with baffling disdain. "Last seen in the first half of Milan's visit to Old Trafford." Photograph: Andrew Siddall /Public domain

"Julian 'Kaka' Kirrin's boyish charm and natural leadership were invaluable to the Famous Five," jolly-goods Vina Paddy. "But sadly there was nothing he could do to reverse the old gypsy curse on Adriano." Photograph: Vina Paddy/Public domain

"Ulrika-KAKA-KAKA," bellows Tom Murray-Rust in his Shooting Stars homage... Photograph: Tom Murray-Rust/Public domain

... which has sadly undermined poor Guy Kittering's less disturbing offering. Photograph: Guy Kittering/Public domain

Joanie never really loved Chachi, according to Ryan Coutant. Photograph: Ryan Coutant/Public domain

"Kaka's boyish good looks and skills made him a natural fit as the 'fifth Beatle'," reckons Hassan Elhassan. Photograph: Hassan Elhassan/Public domain

"One's a handsome magician with the ability to mesmerise, bamboozle and baffle," says Steve Curley. "The other is David Copperfield." Photograph: Steve Curley/Public domain

Michael Kilpatrick doesn't really explain what Kaka and his clones are doing on a rollercoaster, but don't they all look happy? Photograph: Michael Kilpatrick/Public domain

We really have no idea what's going on here. "It looked a lot better than this in my head," apologises Ian Arscott. Photograph: Ian Arscott./Public domain

More magic from John Barry. "Can the Brazilian wonder make United disappear," wonders John. "Or will he be upstaged by Cristiano Ronaldo and his beautiful assistant Wayne?" Photograph: John Barry/Public domain

"Kaka really does need to escape the confines of Serie A," explains an earnest Mike Gershon. Photograph: Mike Gershon/Public domain