'Let's shag!' 'Let's not even go there.' With that Benedick and Beatrice-like badinage, a love story so predictable it was actually endearing began in the Australian jungle between Peter Andre, a pop star whose fame had long faded but whose tan remained proudly burnished, and Katie 'Jordan' Price on I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here in 2004. And yesterday, that story, which has been watched by millions thanks to their fondness for sharing their marriage with OK! magazine and ITV2 cameramen, officially ended Photograph: Cameron Laird/Rex Features'[Andre and Price] have requested that the media respect their families' privacy at this difficult time,' a spokesman said yesterday, a man clearly fond of belatedly shutting stable doors. Some might think this an end fitting for a relationship that began on a reality TV show. Yet one can't help but muse sadly how never again will we see a music video with Andre and Price playing Disney characters and singing A Whole New World to each otherPhotograph: ITV/Rex FeaturesLike Benedick and Beatrice, theirs was a romance played out in public, with Kerry Katona acting as their unlikely Hero, cheering from the sidelines on I'm a Celebrity. There were also obvious similarities between the two: a shared love of fake tan, a bold manner of speaking about one another's anatomy Photograph: Rex Features
But unlike their Shakespearean antecedents, neither had ever engendered much public affection on their own – until viewers watched them fall in love on I'm a Celebrity, with a tentativeness few might have expected from either of these mutual fans of toplessnessPhotograph: Fred Duval/FilmMagic.comThe modesty of their gestures – a peck on the cheek, a nervously held hand – smacked of two virginal teenagers flirting as opposed to ones who, in the case of Price, had not that long before spoke of deflowering Gareth GatesPhotograph: Gareth Cattermole/Getty ImagesIt is often said a celebrity couple is a greater whole than the sum of its parts. But this celebrity couple not only increased one another's fame, they seemed to make one another genuinely happy, which is not something you can often say about celebrity couplesPhotograph: Chris Harding/Getty ImagesNext to them, the Beckhams looked like emotionless PR constructsPhotograph: Simon James/WireImage.comThey took all the cliches about celebrity and blew them up to G-cup proportions Photograph: Fred Duval/FilmMagic.comAs well as getting married in a castle, Price wore a gown that looked like she had nicked it from Disneyland, with added cleavage Photograph: Anwar Hussein/WireImage.comTheir children were given names that would make Bob Geldof blush: Junior Savva Andreas and Princess Tiaamii Photograph: Amy Graves/WireImage.comYet between all the self-publicity and plastic, there was something almost real to them. Andre has frequently been pictured carrying Harvey, Price's child from her relationship with Dwight Yorke, whose illness makes him very large and heavy, and he railed against Heat magazine for its cruel sticker of HarveyPhotograph: MJ Kim/Getty ImagesThe more a couple talks about their relationship, the less happy that relationship isPhotograph: Gareth Cattermole/Getty ImagesYet when Price and Andre talked about their marriage, they talked about the difficulties within it. Such honesty gave their marriage a reality that no reality TV show managedPhotograph: Ken McKay/Rex FeaturesAndre once said: 'I never expected to find love in the jungle. Just goes to show you never know what might happen'Photograph: Niki Nikolova/FilmMagic.comFans might say the jungle love was the predictable part; that the public ended up caring about them was the surprise Photograph: Eamonn McCormack/WireImage.com
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