Jungle bungle?

It's that time again. The start of endless tabloid speculation on who might head to the depths of the Australian rainforest this autumn for the latest series of I'm A Celebrity... . First out of the blocks is an "exclusive" in the Daily Star that ITV is planning a "rumble in the jungle" by signing up John Terry's wife Toni and Vanessa Perroncel with whom he reportedly had an affair. "Getting them both in the jungle is the top priority this year," said one source. "ITV are desperate to get the pair together." Monkey's chance-of-occurence o-meter rating: low.