To the mean streets of West London, now, where paparazzi hunt in post-apocalyptic packs, and where serial Michael Caine impersonator Jude Law was yesterday arrested for alleged assault on one of their image-hungry number.
Details remain scant. To fill the vacuum, Lost in Showbiz speculates Jude lashed out in terror because the photographer threatened to expose a powerful and potentially career-ending secret: the fact that Ma and Pa Law seem to have ironed out the size problem that marred their earlier dreamboat prototype.
