Juande Ramos

“Poor Juande Ramos. He wanted to serve up a feast but, left short on the ingredients, it's turned out to be stodge and a bunch of lemons,” chuckles Michael McGrath. Photograph: n/a

"Juande was not happy about the £60 fine, but he was delighted to finally get three points ..." titters Chris McMillan. Photograph: n/a

"Who shot JR?" begins Ben Raza, drifting off into a world of his own. "Was it sporting director Sue Ellen, because of JR's lack of interest in his expensively assembled signings? Was it the Dutchman who JR knocked over on his way to the top job? Or did he just shoot himself in the foot? Spurs fans hope to wake up in 12 months time and discover it was all just a dream." Photograph: n/a

"Perhaps one day we will find that all this has been a cunning plot by Arsenal to sabotage their rivals ..." mutters Tony Crawford darkly. Photograph: n/a

A chilling vision from Sam 'All' Gold. "No caption required," he writes, somewhat presumptuously. Photograph: n/a

"Under the expert guidance of Damien Comolli, Juande Ramos continues his quest to fit round pegs into square holes at Tottenham." Mike Roberts was so taken with this concept that he sent it in three times. The Cats Cradle version was fine and the Connect 4 one even better, but we think this was the best of the lot. Photograph: n/a

"Juande Ramos, of course, being the Spanish version of one John Rambo," offers Eoin O'Donnell by way of explanation. No, we don't really understand either. Photograph: n/a

"Ramos was taking the whole Spurs' worst start since 1912, the same year the Titanic sunk, a little to seriously," chuckles Neil Pollock, who in combining Daniel Levy and Leonardo DiCaprio has somewhat surprisingly created Uncle Fester. Photograph: n/a

"Juande had got his nose in front but knew it would not be the first time that he had blown a lead this season ..." Chris McMillan's effort works on several levels, not least an aesthetic one. Photograph: n/a

Rich Walsham pictures a good old Cockney knees-up. "Despite steering Tottenham to relegation, the old boy network ensures Juande still finds gainful employment." Photograph: n/a

John Barry keeps thing simple. For those with poor eyesight, it's a turkey. Photograph: n/a

The first of this week's conspiracy theories from Mark Boyd. Photograph: n/a

"Just like his Hispanic Hollywood lookalike, Juande Ramos knew he'd had his chips," titters John Barry. You probably need to be aware of the original to appreciate this. It's not a bad likeness, is it? Photograph: n/a

"Its a good job we spent all that cash we got for Berbatov on these lead boots," parps Stephen Maddock. Photograph: n/a

Leon Ward paints a picture of Juande's future employment. Photograph: n/a

"It sort of writes itself, doesn’t it?" notes Rashmi Chavda. "You line 'em up and I’ll knock ‘em in, as no one seems to be saying at Spurs at the moment …" Photograph: n/a

"Why the long face, Juande?" writes Damian Stephens, copying furiously out of the Usborne Book of Ye Olde Jokes. Mind you, this has raised more than a few chuckles. Photograph: n/a

"Gi am Ganager of Gottenham Gotspur." If there were a prize for the creepiest entry, Stuart Goodacre would win it. But there's not. So he doesn't. Photograph: n/a

David Madden knows what it takes to get a Gallery entry published - Ewoks in football shirts! The rest of it? No, we're not sure either. Photograph: n/a

Simple and effective stuff from the excellently monikered Thomas Nycz-Losi. Photograph: n/a

""No Juande! I said we needed A THREE POINTER ... not three pointers ... ahh forget it," mugs Jim Stewart, who may or may not be a fan of this sort of thing. Photograph: n/a

"This could have also been Sam the Eagle, and that crazy dynamite guy," writes Richard Irvine, a somewhat masochistic Spurs fan. "I decided to go with the stand-up comedian, it's kind of fitting." Photograph: n/a

Surely Deadwood would have been a better subject for David Castle's Ian McShane riff? Photograph: n/a