Juande Ramos

"Unlike Martin Jol, Ramos wasn't going to take any bull from his primadonnas," suggests John Barry Photograph: /x

"Why settle for Mark Hughes when you can have the advantages of a bloke who's equally mean-looking but with black hair and a tan?" Simon Coker has noticed a rather remarkable resemblance Photograph: /x

Adrian Moore is not one to shy away from the obvious Photograph: /x

"Here is Juande arriving at White Hart Lane to exorcise the squad," says Simon Brooks, who may have misread something about Ramos's new training regime Photograph: /x

"Is this the greatest story ever told?" asks Alan Neill, clearly caught up in the Christmas spirit. "Juande the saviour, the rising star Bale, three Ledley Kings and Robbo the donkey." Photograph: /x

"The ref declared Ramos the winner against Eriksson," says John Patrick Peralta, riffing on Spurs win over Manchester City in the Carling Cup Photograph: /x

"The Knight from La Mancha astride the quixotic Tottenhamante," enthuses Michael McGrath, who has actually produced a little piece of creative genius. Photograph: /x

Obi Egbunike might be an Arsenal fan, we reckon ... Photograph: /x

Harress Jallali seems to have mistaken a rather large boat for the Carling Cup - but the sentiments are clear enough. Photograph: /x

We're not entirely sure what Narthejan Amuthalingam is on about with this surreal effort, but as he's a young 'un we're prepared to make allowances. Photograph: /x

"The gaffer says we need to be firm at the rear, and you've got to tighten up at the back Tom." Cheap, yes. Cruel, maybe. But Ian McGarry's effort is rather funny, nevertheless. And very now. Photograph: /x

Christopher Reed sees Ramos adapting to his "Essex lifestyle" with "ease and success". Photograph: /x

"Juande, or another, I'm gonna get ya ..." chuckles Andrew Ferguson. Photograph: /x

Morgan Jones has a sour take (ahem) on the forthcoming Tottenham clear out Photograph: /x

"If he thought Vietnam was tough, he hasn't seen the worst of Tottenham," opines Neil Pollock, either suggesting that Juande has yet to discover the depths of Spurs' inadequacies or that the area around White Hart Lane and Seven Sisters Road is somewhat less than salubrious Photograph: /x

"He just couldn't solve the mystery of where all the good players were at White Hart Lane," titters Howard Jones. Photograph: /x

Edward Egerton offers us a glimpse of Spurs' new training regime. Photograph: /x

"Everybody loves Ramos is a sitcom about successful football coach Juande Ramos," reckons Aaron Ward. Photograph: /x