Jose Mourinho's Chelsea exit

Mark Dawson gives us his own version of the ascension of St Jose. Photograph: x

Will he be back though, Colin Martin? Photograph: x

Hassan Elhassan reckons Jose's memoirs will be popular with the ladies. Photograph: /x

Roy Ward introduces us to Jose, Roman and a very small Andriy Shevchenko. "Jose lamented that, just like Diana, he'd had to endure three people in his relationship." Photograph: x

"Jose just wouldn't give Roman the Hollywood football he craved," guffaws Daniel Norton. Photograph: /x

Well, it wouldn't be a Gallery without a John Barry effort, would it? Photograph: /x

"Here's a bit of toilet humour from the big cheese at Chelsea," cackles Reuben Duffy. Photograph: /x

Jose Eduardo Carvalho has been working away on his own fashion label. "U Go Boss haute couture for football managers. At stores in Madrid soon." Photograph: x

"Roman does everything to make Christmas perfect for his Special Ones," giggles Magda Szopa. Photograph: x

Sam has arranged his own special tea party for Jose and the boys. Photograph: x

"Maybe Roman couldn't put up with the smell any longer," muses Golly. Photograph: x

Dinesh Vijayan has mixed up Silence of the Lambs and Goodfellas to produce this effort. Photograph: x

"Avram Grant does look a bit like Uncle Fester," says Kasete Skeen, not unreasonably. Photograph: x

"The Special One's relaxing holiday at Roman's secret volcano lair ended in tragedy," say Connor and Alyssa Clang in unison. "So that's why we haven't seen Michael Ballack for a while..." Photograph: x

Chelsea's newest pensioner suggested adding a little Armani to the uniform, according to Andrew Webster. Photograph: x

Joseph Duca reckons the Chelsea big beasts didn't take too kindly to Jose's omelettes. Photograph: x

"The Special One and a nasty Roman ... sounds familiar," ha-ha-hee-hees Chris McMillan. Photograph: x

Martin Myers's effort is for all you Feargal Sharkey fans out there. "Jose knew his days were numbered when he heard Undertones that Roman wanted to take a more hands-on role." Photograph: x

Ben Rickhuss reckons Avram Grant looks a bit like Sam the Eagle from The Muppets. And he's blue too. Photograph: x