It's not looking good for Jordan's new "talent" show, which aims to do for glamour modelling what Pop Idol did for pop music. It turns out that the miles of crowd-control barriers set up at London's Westfield centre to control the hordes of wannabe Jordans weren't exactly necessary – only half a dozen turned up. A witness told the Sun: "Her people were trying to tempt shoppers to take part – most of whom would never have passed for a model in a million years. It was a disaster. She was on stage with her arms folded and a face like a slapped bottom."
