The funniest standup I’ve ever seen …
Myra DuBois. She’s the best standup on the gay scene in London. Best off script and she can rattle on without a break for two hours.
The funniest heckle I’ve ever had …
I don’t really get heckled at drag gigs; you shut them up before they get a chance to open their mouths.
The funniest book I’ve ever read …
The Andy Warhol diaries. His writing has a jolly, detached curiosity, telling stories about extraordinary people as if it were local tittle-tattle with a neighbour over a garden fence.
The funniest film I’ve ever seen …
Abigail’s Party. It’s the kind of film – well TV play – that is really funny to quote afterwards. All together: “I’ve got very beautiful lips.”
The funniest item of clothing I’ve owned …
My friend has made me this waistcoat thing covered in silk flowers. I’m not sure what to do with it. I can’t bear to get rid of it as it took her ages to make but I’m always like … WTF?
The funniest meal I’ve ever eaten …
I cooked fresh fish once but I didn’t know you had to take the guts out. It wasn’t funny at the time. The flat smelled horrid for weeks.
The funniest word …
Snatch – as in purse.
The funniest joke I’ve ever heard …
“What do you get with a second-hand toilet? Second-hand toilet roll. Someone used it and rolled it back up again.” Jonny Woo, aged six.
Jonny Woo’s All Star Brexit Cabaret is at London Coliseum, WC2, Monday 17 December
