"Joleon is intrigued by auto focusing," chuckles Carl WorkmanPhotograph: n/aAdam Harvey reckons Lescott's reaction to the Toffees' 6-1 defeat to Arsenal hinted that his preference for blue is that of the sky varietyPhotograph: n/a"David Moyes and Bill Kenwright refuse to let their star defender escape to Manchester City," deadpans Rich GreenPhotograph: n/a
The first of the Dolly Parton entries begins now. "I'm begging darling please don't take mah man Joleon," twangs Steven BerendsPhotograph: n/a"Moyes opted for an unorthodox post-match team talk," says Sesame Street's Mark HollisPhotograph: n/aHere's Dolly No2 and it's a play on words. "Parton is such sweet sorrow," says Andrew Johnson, whose namesake knows a thing or two about leaving EvertonPhotograph: n/a"The greatest trick Everton ever pulled was convincing the world that Joleon Lescott was any good," sniggers David Ellis, serving up the inevitable Usual Suspects entryPhotograph: n/a"David Moyes takes a slightly unorthodox approach to holding onto Lescott." Yup it's old funbags again. This time sent in by Luke McCarthyPhotograph: n/a"Mark Hughes stars as the vengeful nanny trying to destroy David Moyes' life and steal members of his family," says New York's Thomas Nycz-Losi a bit like that voiceover man from the moviesPhotograph: n/a"Lescott has had his head turned," guffaws Rob Moline before vomiting green bilePhotograph: n/aLescott steps in for Don Cheadle in Brian Corcoran's effort ...Photograph: n/a... and, eh, John Neville in Sean Coffey's entryPhotograph: n/a
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