The funniest sketch I’ve ever seen …
Al Roberts’s entrance to the Sheeps 2015 show Sheeps Skewer the News, when he came on with a mohican wig saying he was a punk now. I honestly could not get enough of that.
The funniest film I’ve ever seen…
Enduring Love was pretty funny. There was a closeup of the back of Daniel Craig’s sensible trainers that tickled me pink.
The funniest heckle I’ve ever had …
A drunk man from Leeds once fell asleep in the middle of one of my more insufferable “bits”. I always saw that as a fairly conclusive heckle.
The funniest item of clothing I’ve ever owned …
Billy Joel-branded cagoule.
The funniest meal I’ve ever eaten …
I’m currently eating John West “Mexican style” tuna (from their Spreadables range) straight from the tin with a spoon. I was given it for my birthday.
The funniest dream I’ve ever had …
At Christmas time I dreamed I was a highly successful beatboxer.
The funniest thing that shouldn’t be funny …
The bit that goes “He’s got a car!” in the 1993 Mr Blobby song. When I heard that I remember laughing with such a passion that it felt like I was getting an electric shock in my brain.
The funniest joke I’ve ever heard …
From Mr Blobby’s Jokebook – “Q: What does Mr Blobby keep under his bed? A: Bits and blobs!”
Johnny White Really-Really performs at Vault festival, SE1, 17 & 18 February
