Joe Hart | The Gallery

'Joe can replace Doctor Octopus for the upcoming Spider-Man film,' cries Abhay Sawhney Photograph: Photomontage

Luke McCarthy contacts us in the Twitter style: '#together we are champion, more like #without us it's over' Photograph: Photomontage

'As he stepped up to take his penalty Pirlo knew Hart just didn't look right,' parps Miranda fan Phil Culleton Photograph: Photomontage

Chris Allen also gets his Harts mixed up: 'He may be cocky, but he is very talented. Just like his dad, Tony' Photograph: Photomontage

'Joe brushes up his haka in readiness for the next penalty shootout,' roars Richard Baker Photograph: Photomontage

Our protagonist morphs into a well-oiled WWF wrestler in Gareth Roberts's entry Photograph: Photomontage

Finally, here's Tim Poole: 'Deep down, Gareth Bale knew his signature celebration had gone too far' Photograph: Photomontage