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ESPN has selected its punditry line-up to join the anchorman, Ray Stubbs, for the first match weekend of the season. With Peter Reid and Ian Wright in the studio for Everton's hosting of Arsenal on Saturday we can expect some humorously partisan repartee ("That's easy for you to say," quips Reid). Joe Royle will be Jon Champion's co-commentator for the match. Stubbs also hosts Dundee United-Hearts on Monday night, alongside Colin Hendrie and Terry Butcher, while Craig Burley will co-commentate with Derek Rae. But ESPN's punditry line-ups are not fixed throughout the season, so underemployed former footballers who happen to be reading (you know who you are) can apply here.