Jerry Jones always has a way with words.
Throughout the entire offseason as his Dallas Cowboys continue to have the spotlight on them with stars Ezekiel Elliott, Dak Prescott and Amari Cooper looking for new deals, he’s used all kinds of strategies and quotes to describe how he’s not worried about all of this (it’s worth noting others like Tony Romo aren’t worried either).
And now, he’s come up with a very bloody way of describing how unconcerned he is about the negotiation process, even while his running back continues to be out of training camp.
Via The Athletic’s Jon Machota, here’s the entire quote:
“Picture you were a driver of a car and you had a wreck and your hand was almost severed off, but you didn’t understand your anatomy. You look down, you’re spurting blood, you open the door, and run to the woods and either die bleeding to death or shock. The educated man looks down, knows his anatomy, squeezes and knows his best chance is to wait for help. That’s because he’s been there a lot and done that. So I’m squeezing and waiting for help.”
GAHHHH!
But wait! There’s more!
I have no more words to describe those words.
