Jeremy Clarkson has been left with a painful injury after trying to herd his cows into a barn.
The former Top Gear host, 61, bizarrely claims that one of the animals on his Diddly Squat Farm in Chipping Norton, Oxfordshire, has a vendetta against him after kicking him in his nether regions.
As a result of the cow nestling its head between Jeremy's legs, the TV personality - who showcases his farming antics on Amazon Prime show Clarkson's Farm - is nursing "smashed testicles."
Comparing the cow to famous martial arts icon Bruce Lee, Jeremy has named the strong four-legged friend after the Enter The Dragonactor and added that sustaining the sore parts has been the "lowest point" in his farming career.
He claimed to The Daily Star, that one of the herd has "an interest in killing" him before telling: "They are like Bruce Lee, only more deadly.
"Having failed to connect with her hoofs, she put her head between my legs and then raised it smartly."
"I think this was the lowest point in my farming career to date. Being attacked by a cow while on my knees, in the mud, in a storm, with smashed testicles."
Jeremy's popular farm is currently closed after he decided to shut up shop on New Year's Eve.
The business will reopen in March, it was revealed on the official account of Jeremy's farm shop posted: "Diddly Squat Farm Shop open 9.30-4pm until 31st December.
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“Closed January & February.”
According to reports, hours before the shop shut locals were annoyed to see the village in gridlock due to hoards of cars turning up to try and stock up on farm shop supplies.
Cars were queued up waiting to enter the car park and others parked on the roadside, which is said to have caused chaos for residents of Chipping Norton - where the farm is located.
One resident told the Oxford Mail: “Buses can’t get through, it’s all at a standstill and nothing is being done.
“A ten-minute round trip is now taking over an hour due to traffic and parking on the road.”
The insider also told the site that the line of parked cars on the road went on for over a mile.
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