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Bonnie McLaren

Jeremy Clarkson's girlfriend makes brutal sex life confession on Clarkson's Farm

Jeremy Clarkson’s girlfriend Lisa Hogan made a brutal confession about their sex life on Clarkson’s Farm.

Lisa, who has been in a relationship with Jeremy since 2017, made a joke as new pigs were being introduced to the Diddly Squat farm.

The second episode of the fourth season follows pig breeding on the farm, and features new farmhand Harriet - who tells Jeremy all about pig anatomy.

When Jeremy points to one of the pig pens, he asks: “So you reckon these are the girls?”

Season four of Clarkson’s Farm has just been released (Amazon) (Amazon)

“Look at their bums and you can see the little clitoris,” Harriet replies, which confuses Jeremy.

“You can't! They don't have clitoris!” he replies.

“I promise you, they do,” Harriet says.

The former Top Gear presenter then says to the camera: “Pigs have clitorises, I didn't know that this morning. There has been no morning in the last 63 years I've known that.”

“He says you can't see it,” Harriet tells Jeremy's girlfriend, Lisa.

Lisa then responds with a cutting joke: “Jesus, he can't find it either, I'll tell you.”

Last month, it was revealed that Lisa will publish her first book, taking readers through a year in the life of “the nation’s favourite farm”.

Her debut book, Animals And Other Eejits, will document her attempts to disrupt the mushroom market while navigating red tape and tractor mishaps.

Hogan said: “Barely a day goes by at Diddly Squat without a brilliant or bizarre adventure.

“I’m so excited to share this book of revelations, tips and trip-ups.”

“It tells the story of a year of crops, breeding, overalls and offspring on the farm, where bale twine is as valuable as a Wall Street commodity.

“It’s been a joy to write and I’m thrilled to be working with the good people at Penguin Random House to bring it into the world.”

Sharing stories from her childhood in Dublin’s affluent Sandymount suburb, Hogan will recount her work as an actress, model and sculptor and share anecdotes about the animals that have captured viewers’ attention, including goats, cows and piglets.

Kaleb Cooper, who helps Clarkson in the farm series, has also published his own books, and embarked on a national tour titled The World According To Kaleb.

He was recently named on the Sunday Times Young Power List 2025, for his business ventures.

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