It’s A-level results day in the UK and that means two things are guaranteed: millions of students across the nation will learn what the next few years hold in store for them and Jeremy Clarkson will tweet the same old message again.
Yes, for years now, the former Top Gear presenter has been tweeting more or less the same joke about how he failed at his own exams but ultimately ended up rich and famous and that no one should worry if they don’t get the results they wanted.
This year the 61-year-old wrote: “If the teachers didn’t give you the A level results you were hoping for, don’t worry. I got a C and 2Us and I’ve ended up happy, with loads of friends and a Bentley.”
If the teachers didn’t give you the A level results you were hoping for, don’t worry. I got a C and 2Us and I’ve ended up happy, with loads of friends and a Bentley.
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) August 10, 2021
He’s been posting the same gag/advice now every results day since 2014 and let’s just say the routine is starting to get a bit tiresome.
If your A level results aren't joyous take comfort from the fact I got a C and two Us. And I have a Mercedes Benz.
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) August 14, 2014
If your A level results aren't great, be cheered by the fact that I got a C and two Us. And I'm currently sitting in a villa in St Tropez.
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) August 13, 2015
If your A level results are disappointing, don't worry. I got a C and two Us, and I'm currently on a superyacht in the Med.
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) August 18, 2016
If you didn't get the right A level results, don't worry. I got a C and 2 Us, and my chef is preparing truffles for breakfast.
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) August 17, 2017
Don’t worry if your A level grades aren’t any good. I got a C and 2 Us. And I’m sitting here deciding which of my Range Rovers to use today
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) August 16, 2018
A level results a bit rubbish? Don’t worry. I got a C and two Us and I’ve rented this place for the summer. pic.twitter.com/tJNmJNv14X
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) August 15, 2019
A level results not great? Don’t worry, I got a C and 2 Us and I’m currently building a large house with far reaching views of the Cotswolds
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) August 13, 2020
Predictably people have grown quite bored of this outdated bit from Clarkson, who you would have hoped could have come up with something new – after all, he does have a C and 2Us.
THERE IT IS pic.twitter.com/DLeXTeLOcW
— Ben🇵🇸 (@BenMorelos17) August 10, 2021
Oh god. It’s that day again. https://t.co/5e8MwpSc0O
— Scott Patterson (@R_o_M) August 10, 2021
jeremy clarkson defrosting in time for his annual “I failed my a-levels but its okay because I'm rich now” results day tweet #alevels2021 pic.twitter.com/gq8tzdvC5J
— louise (@arcticmonk6ys) August 9, 2021
When I see Jeremy Clarkson’s ‘it’s okay if you failed your A-Levels, I did and now I’m rich’ tweets re-emerge #alevels2021 pic.twitter.com/xINHpKMPcC
— Charlie 🦥 (@ChazzerFFC) August 9, 2021
Apparently it’s A Level results day tomorrow so that means we’ll have Jeremy Clarkson telling us about his grades again pic.twitter.com/w69h5n9Ijs
— JustRandomThoughts (@randomstuffxzxz) August 9, 2021
Jeremy Clarkson getting ready to tweet how he received a C and 2 Us. #alevels2021 pic.twitter.com/T0akUCgIpA
— Phil (@Philosophagy) August 10, 2021
Happy A Level results day @JeremyClarkson pic.twitter.com/lIg0lv8WM7
— Mr. Singh (@Chindiazindabad) August 10, 2021
Shame there isn’t an A-level for commitment to bad jokes as were sure Clarkson would have gotten an A*.
