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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Politics
As told to Tom Meltzer

Jedward: 'We'll look like Ken Clarke' in 50 years' time'

Edward I hadn't heard of Ken Clarke before this. He's not famous here. I think he's trying to say he's on a different level because his hair is at a different height. I think he should keep it long because when he goes home he probably likes to do his hair like ours. It's distinctive Jedward hair. It's called the skyscraper, or the James Dean, or the Elvis. We got the idea because it's aerodynamic and gravity-defying and no one else can do it. With our hair, when you're in a crowd it's like a halo. Maybe Ken Clarke is kind of what we'll look like in 50 years' time. We'll definitely still have it like this, until all our hair falls out.

John It looks as if Ken Clarke's hair is back-combed. I think they should all have Jedward hair, all businessmen and politicians. It shows skill and determination. I'd like to see Barack Obama with one, it would be a new look for him. He could have an afro-Jedward thing. We'd love to meet Obama. We could sing in the White House. Why shouldn't he invite us over there?

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