Unmissable show?
John: Gotham. I think Batman’s really iconic. Yesterday I was rocking a pair of Batman earrings that a fan gave me!
Edward: Graham Norton is always good. We do a lot of interviews with people in Europe and they’re all trying to be Jonathan Ross. We recently went to his house. You know those first editions of comic books? He let us flick through his like they were everyday comics. They’re worth hundreds of thousands of dollars. It was a memorable day.
Bring back…
Edward: Friends. We were recently in Sweden and one of our fans looked exactly like Rachel, so if Jennifer Aniston didn’t want to do it, we’ve got a cast member ready.
John: They should bring back Scrubs, because it wasn’t as serious as Grey’s Anatomy and stuff. It was just, like, having fun in a hospital.
Pitch us a TV show…
John: We have a song called Make Your Own Luck and we want to make a TV show with the same name where you put yourself out there. Because if you don’t put yourself out there you’re not going to make your own luck.
Edward: Copyright this: a TV show where people take pictures all around the world, and at the end they would be judged by Kanye. We have other ideas but they’re not the Guardian’s kind of shows, they’re more ITV. Like one where you’re in an elevator in a skyscraper and you go on dates, and you get higher up the skyscraper as you go. And if you want to stop the date you press the emergency-stop button. Or one called Backstabber, where you put your friends in scenarios, and see who your true friend is. Or one where you put fake scenarios on where the world’s about to end and get people’s funny reactions.
Mastermind specialist subject
Edward: Eurovision, because we’ve appeared in it twice. John, what would our Mastermind subject be? [John has by now left the room] I said Eurovision.
John: [shouting]: Yeah, we know everything about that.
Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!, Thursday 23 July, 10pm, Syfy
