Javier Hernández

Ben Daly gets the ball pea rolling: 'Fergie’s current crop wasn’t quite good enough so he planted a new vegetable in his allotment'
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'Little pea has a little pee.' Rob Moline lowers the tone rather quickly
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A cynical Dave Hill reckons Manchester United have struck gold
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'Whilst on their summer break in the Yucatán, Sir Alex and Cath couldn’t resist adding to the Ferguson clan.' This touching image courtesy of Jason Froggett
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'The Glazers misunderstood Sir Alex's request for a little pea,' sighs Steve Smith
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'Javier went on to prove his Community Shield goal wasn’t a fluke,' guffaws the monikered Golly
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Andrew Ferguson offers a Drop Dead Fred-inspired suggestion as to how the striker could improve his finishing
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'Premier League defences are going to have their plates full with Chicharito this season,' puns Matt Pearson
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'He's red,' shamones Cesar Souto, before chirpily asking us to 'send on my regards to John Paul Barry, the true master of the Gallery'
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Our hero's resemblance to Sigourney Weaver is rather troubling. This from Luke Richards
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Fiona Weatherall wants to make sure that you get your five a day
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Oh look here's another pea. This time with a prince too. 'A sensitive manager like Sir Alex can feel the young Mexican's talent even through a swathe of mattresses,' coos Rowan Averill
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And here are more peas than you could shake a stick at. This courtesy of Philip Gunns
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'Javier is a happy boy on his first day of Premier League,' reports Brian Corcoran
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'After hearing that United had signed a player nicknamed 'little pea' the noisy neighbours had to try and go one better,' chuckles Richard Owen
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'Much like the books, I just don't think anyone gives a toss who gets paired with Rooney,' barks Bert Ayers
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'As soon as Javi hit a bit of bad form the journos were quick to start swinging,' reveals Brian Falzon. Doesn't Paul Hayward look all moody at the back?
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Finally here's Rob Marriott: 'It was the 1,057th picture of Chicharito's head Photoshopped into a pod of peas that finally took away the Gallery editor's will to live.' If only our desk was that tidy ...
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