James Milner

Stuart Humphreys gets the ball rolling by suggesting that James Milner would have to be a muppet to join Darth Mancini on his Eastlands Death Star Photograph: Guardian.co.uk

Jason Froggett reckons City are going to great expense all so Dr Cookenstein can build a Premier League monster Photograph: Guardian.co.uk

'By any means necessary, James Milner was going to start against USA! USA! USA!,' trumpets Alex Sones Photograph: Guardian.co.uk

John McDonagh didn't need to send a caption Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Man City's transfer dealings are becoming a bit of a gameshow but, if the Price is Right, Mancini will get his man, reckons Nathan Simpson Photograph: guardian.co.uk

'Another hungry little piglet is set to move to Eastlands,' says Natasha Powell, who has got young James's neck down to a tee Photograph: guardian.co.uk

'As Capello shuffled his pack, he was pleased to find he had a jack of all trades among them,' offers Will Wilson Photograph: Guardian.co.uk

'The boy really can play anywhere,' giggles Greg Connolly Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Jack Lang's caption was unpublishable ... Photograph: guardian.co.uk

... but funnier than his second entry, which continues the versatility theme Photograph: guardian.co.uk

'Milner's big block head was preventing Capello from fitting him into the round shaped hole in England's midfield.' Thomas Nycz-Losi wraps things up with this cruel effort ... Photograph: guardian.co.uk

.. and then this Desperate one Photograph: guardian.co.uk